I still cannot believe these two ran off and got married last week. Some say "Aww, it's true love and this will last," but I can't help but trumpet "I give it two months tops." I mean I know some people move at the speed of light, but I'm skeptical that those relationships last if you don't take the time to know each other. I mean how well could they possibly know their spouse, outside of IMDb that is. Whatever happened to this little thing called dating and, much later on, engagement? Am I being old fashioned here?
At least she had some sense to get a prenup - and apparently a Mrs. Cannon tattoo to match. Oh the things you do for love...and album sales.