Ok, can I just say that I will in no way, shape or form acknowledge that the so-called "holidays" are upon us...because they're not. Christmas is more than a month away so I'm putting my foot down. There will be no such talk of presents, eggnog or that fat man decked in red. Actually, there will be no talk of eggnog ever because ew.
Dry As Toast refuses to partake in such shenanigans until at least the day after Thanksgiving- when the rest of the country goes completely mad. And even then is pushing it.
UPDATE: You've got to be joking.
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