If the last one was still too obvious for your tastes, then check this teeny little pocket rocket out: the Club Vibe plugs into your iPod and pulsates to beat of your favorite tunes! And for freaks who like to party, you can pop it into the included lacy thongs, set it on ambient mode and have the DJ rock your world. No one will ever know...Well unless you grind up on some guy a bit too much.
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