What's the Saddest Christmas Song Ever?

I challenge you to say anything other than "Christmas Shoes." I could be rocking around the Christmas tree having the time of my life and then take a sharp detour straight into Depressionville when this damn song comes on. And do I turn it off? Hell no. I pump it up and sing along! ¡Para sufrir con gusto!

So if you ever want to take your holiday happy down a notch or ten, give the song a listen. Seriously, it gets to me every single time.

Here's what comedian Patton Oswalt has to say about the jolly little song: