Happy Friday!

Here's an impromptu round-up to get you through the day:

*Ellen and Portia are finally tying the knot this weekend!

*Argh! My student loan bill shot up unexpectedly so I think it's time Sallie and I had a little chat.

*But! This month's Con Ed bill is 20 bucks cheaper than last month's. I guess it pays to have three heat strokes per night. Hooray!

*Newsflash!! Crocs still suck. Who knew?? (Me, that's who.)



*Who's checking out the Olympics? I haven't seen a single game, but I keep reading about the scandals (underage players, racist Spanish teams...you know, the usual.)

*The Onion still makes me laugh:


'Cosmopolitan' Institute Completes Decades-Long Study On How To Please Your Man