Last night, on the car ride back to my house…Dad: Do you know if the Phillies are coming into town anytime soon?
Me: They won’t be back to play the Mets ‘til end of August.
Dad: Ok, then can you please not invite me to those games?
Me: Why? Are you scared ‘cause the Phillies beat you guys in all three games this weekend?
Dad: No…it’s just…I’m so disenchanted with the Mets these days…
Me: Aww… [to self: Muahaha!]
Friday: Phillies W 7-2
Saturday: Phillies W 4-1
Sunday: Phillies W 2-0
But the Marlins are way too close to the Phillies in the NL East standings…
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