I'd like to start out by saying I'm a dope.
So remember when I completely put aside these wedding invites and bridal shower RSVPs and then dragged my feet on buying presents for these people?
Well turns out one of the bridal showers is tomorrow morning. TOMORROW! And I've got no present.
(Apparently a handmade collage of the things I would get them if I were rich is unacceptable.)
A few hours ago Anonymous' sister called me up to check if I was coming to the wedding.
"Yeah? I sent my RSVP a long time ago!"
"You did? I never got it! Well I checked you off," she said.
After I hung up, I grab the invite for the second wedding to make sure I still had time to send that one in (I have 'til October 5th). I'd been going back and forth about attending that shower, but figured I'd just suck it up and go. I take a quick glance at the invite to remind myself when it is. Surely it's sometime in September, I thought...
"Join us for a bridal shower brunch....August 22nd 2009, 11:30 AM- 3:30 PM," reads the invite.
It took me a quick second to realize August 22nd means tomorrow!
Obviously I'll be a no-show for that chick fest.
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